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A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the 'best of' yearbook content.

Duder 1: "How the fuck did you win best eyes? I have way better eyes than you do!" Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearbook staff. Hella rigged them shits." Duder 1: "That bitch is your yearbook insider? Damn, I demand a recount."

laughingsquid:

The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart Moshing at a 1982 Dead Kennedys Show

tazar:

Could they possibly have picked a dumber looking production still for this dumb movie?

“Look, bubby, for this shot, I want you to make the absolute gayest face you possibly can. Like, really, act like you’ve never seen a basketball before and it scares you more than any of your actual real life fears ever could. Great job.”

Also what’s up with that dude he’s jumping over?

“The Amazing Spider-Man” is the story of Peter Parker (Garfield), an outcast high schooler who was abandoned by his parents as a boy, leaving him to be raised by his Uncle Ben (Sheen) and Aunt May (Field). Like most teenagers, Peter is trying to figure out who he is and how he got to be the person he is today. Peter is also finding his way with his first high school crush, Gwen Stacy (Stone), and together, they struggle with love, commitment, and secrets. As Peter discovers a mysterious briefcase that belonged to his father, he begins a quest to understand his parents’ disappearance – leading him directly to Oscorp and the lab of Dr. Curt Connors (Ifans), his father’s former partner. As Spider-Man is set on a collision course with Connors’ alter-ego, The Lizard, Peter will make life-altering choices to use his powers and shape his destiny to become a hero.”

lulinternet:

DrEaMsszzz

Follow Friday: Stay in the know edition

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

Click here for the coolest blog you will EVER follow

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

Busted!

thedailywhat:

DIY Doritos Ad of the Day: Though Jack Dreesen, John Ramsey and David Ward’s homemade Doritos ad didn’t win the chip brand’s annual direct-your-own-Super-Bowl-spot competition, it still won.

How is that possible? Just watch.

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Look-alikes: Politican Newt Gingrich vs. Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) from the TV show The Office

simsgonewrong:

So, i moved my new family in the house i just built; and i thought it’d be nice for them all to sit down with a meal. I set the teenager to make a bowl of salad, and then when i came back to it she was gone, i found her with a bowl of salad stuck to her hand. She went to phone someone and now it’s stuck to her face. I still can’t get it off.

thats-so-meme:

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